When I was ten, it got me a mouthful of soap for saying “turd.”
When I was in college, it got me labeled “funny girl playing the part of the girlfriend.”
And just the other week, it garnered the hatred of the high school kid who stole my table at Starbucks.
But sometimes…just sometimes…it pays to be mouthy.
After having pitched a tent in Wendi’s yard and threatened to go to the PTA regarding her tweets about the PTA, I have been invited – nay, BEGGED! – to do a guest post at The Mouthy Housewives, the humor-advice brainchild of Wendi Aarons, Heather Hitchcock, Kelcey Kintner, and Marinka.
I couldn’t be prouder if the Chalupa started changing his own diapers.
Unless he decided to self-potty-train.
Now I need every single one of you to bring your Trapper Keeper here and leave a comment weighing in on the incendiary public school vs. private school debate. No cell phones, gum chewing or shorts above the ass-crack.
And Wendi, don’t worry.
The WikiTweets file will never be leaked.