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Category Archives: Babies
Postpartum Postcard: The Great American Novel
True or False - I have been busy writing which of the following books: * Love In The Time Of Colic * Tears Dry On Their Own (But Burp Cloths Work Well Too) * Choose Your Own (Birth) Adventure - Subtitle: Baby Got VBAC * Pump-In-Style DJ: Rock Out To The Rhythmic Beat Of Your Breast Pump * Pride & ...
Postpartum Postcard: Hormones
The Today Show's Special On Organic Pet Food: Oh. My. God. That shih tzu is ADORABLE. My blood pressure is going down just looking at it. Do I need a shih tzu? Here I was thinking I was an animal-hater all these years. Sob! The Lady Watering Her Lawn In Snakeskin Jeggings: RAGE! Rage against the ...
Postpartum Post Card #1
OCCUPY BOOB STREET It's the eternal battle of the 99% vs. the 1%, THE OWNER OF ALL THE MILK IN THE LAND. Mini-Chimi: It ain't fair, I tell ya. And I'm camping out on her chest until she concedes. The 1%: I've conceded! The land of milk and honey - okay, no honey until 18 months? ...
The Heir And The Spare
THIS JUST IN: The ultrasound lady who saw the baby's scrotum five times was, in fact, correct. I gave birth to a scrotum attached to the most adorable baby boy last week and as my mother predicted, I am EXACTLY like Princess Diana was with her two little princes: The night nurse! The wet nurse! The royal chef! The nannies! The maids! The ...
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