Category Archives: Moustaches

Nietzsche’s Philosophy On Resort Wear

A few thoughts as I relax in my microfiber pants and linen tunic by the swim-up bar of the Four Seasons Prussia: 1.  The universe might recur infinitely, but the Chico's Summer 2013 Line must never be repeated. 2.  Free your mind and the rest will follow;  free your body with innovative waistlines and you have more ...

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I am. The Moustache. You thought I was gone - like that time after the War of 1812.  And that time after Studio 64.  And that time after Disco.  But for once your husband is right.  The Fuzzy Facial Caterpillar is renaissancing.  Upper-Lip Astroturf has never been so sexy as it is now. Your grandmother knows this. The firemen ...

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